santa and banta jokes
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
1 Cute ladki ne Pappu ko aawaaz lagai.
O bhai jaan, kirpaya sunie to zara.
Pappu bola: oye! phale phaisala kar "Bhai" ya "Jaan", Confuse kyon kar rahi hai.
Pappu: Teacher main naamumakin ko mumakin bana sakata hoon.
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Pappu: naamumakin se "na" mita kar!
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!
2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!
Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...
Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
Santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???
Teacher (Pappu se): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
Pappu: maaloom hai.
Teacher: wo kaise?
Pappu: papa mujhe ulloo ka pattha, mummy mujhe gadha, daada jee sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kahati hai.
Teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?
Happu: Mama Jee ke yahaan se.
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Happu: jab bhi bijli jaati hai to papa bolate hain kaat dee saalon ne.
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING.. . .
Phir kaya, Techer Santa ko de chhadi...chhadi....
santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .
Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...
Santa Roz Subha 60 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Banta- are wah Vo kaise?
Santa- Main Girls collage ka Bus Driver Hu na.
SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.
Bunty: Yaar kya koi Reportcard dekhkar bhi bhavishyavaani
kar sakata hai?
Pappu: haan, bilkul kar sakata hai.
Bunty: kaun?
Pappu: meri Maa, wo mera Reportcard dekhate hi bata deti hain ki papa ke aate
hee meri kya haalat hone wali hai.
Santa: beta college mein toone kaun-kaun se do mushkil kaam seekhe hain?
Pappu: ek to daanton se beer ki bottle kholna aur doosri fast bike mein 1 tilee
se sigaret jalana.
